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  • kaushik7
    11-23 04:09 PM
    Hello all,

    I am on the same boat, and I opened the service request around the same time with same reply. Any updates for anyone? Please keep this active.
    any information or directions is appreciated.

    thanks





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  • kondur_007
    09-22 09:48 AM
    What if the employer showed XXX amount on the Labor Certification, and in the offer letter, but send an offer letter to the employee for YYY, where YYY < XXX? Does the employee is still obliged to for with the employer?

    Your question is very short, but this is what I understand you are asking:
    If GC is approved with XXX salary on the LC and offer letter during the GC process, but then employer only offers/pays YYY salary upon approval of GC.

    As far as I can tell, this would be a problem on the part of employer and not the employee. For the most part, employee can leave that employer without any problems in future. what I do not know is, which one of the following option is better:

    1. Never join the employer after getting GC as salary offerred after GC is lower than what was on LC.

    2. Join the employer for a month or two and then leave giving the reason that "employer did not pay the salary offered in LC". This may be a safer option as you do prove your intention to join the employer and you get a few pay stubs proving that employer is not paying enough salary (not just othe offer letter showing YYY salary, but the hard proof of YYY salary by means of paystubs).

    Also if the employer really does not have project, and can not really hire you at a salary offered on LC, and you have good terms with the employer, ask them to "fire" you rather than you leaving them. This way you will be very safe for future citizenship process.

    Good Luck.





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  • gimmemygreen
    01-07 12:14 AM
    I recently quit Wipro in United States after servicing two weeks notice period. Wipro didn't want me to stay longer as client was not willing to pay longer than two weeks. I have not signed any service agreement with them when I came onsite on H1B. However, they insist that their deputation letter sent through email is legally binding on me even though I didn't sign a hard copy of the letter. They are asking me to pay $10,00 or serve 6 months notice period which is no longer possible as I have already joined another company. I am seeking legal help in India and planning to sue them as they have withold all my PF, Gratuity, Leave encashment and other dues, experience/relieving letter. Is it possible to sue them in United States as I currently do not stay in India? Also, can I complain to DOL, USCIS about these issues. If yes, how do I go about it?

    Sue them buddy. It has potential to become a class action. Wipro is the worst employer with third class management. Managers at Wipro can't even spell Management correctly. Couple years back interviewed with and was sitting on a bridge waiting for these clowns to call in for 35 minutes. After talking to them for first 5 minutes, I hung up my cell phone and never picked their call again. Azim Premji should go back and sell his cooking oil. Managers responsible for this kind of fraud should do 20 years in federal penitentiary and then deported back in plane full of shit to their native country:D.





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  • simple1
    09-13 12:25 PM
    Let's not fool ourselves with these petty differences.

    Cheers!


    Healthcare debate is a good indicator of what is coming next... fasten your seat belts and be ready!


    I agree, health care reform discussion is a good indicator of the intensity of CIR discussion. We need to be ready.



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  • deepakd
    07-08 08:30 PM
    None... as I did not seem to see anywhere in the filing instruction that W2 is needed... unless there is some change. Who knows nowadays...;)


    One can get all the tax forms submitted to IRS ( including w-2 ) for free.
    Here is the info from IRS:



    Need a Copy of Your Tax Return Information?

    Requesting transcripts (individuals):

    You have two easy and convenient options for getting copies of your federal tax return information--tax return transcripts and tax account transcripts--by phone or by mail.

    Request transcripts by calling 1-800-829-1040, or order by mail using IRS Form 4506T (Request for Transcript of Tax Return). We do not charge a fee for transcripts. Allow two weeks for delivery.

    Definitions:

    A tax return transcript shows most line items from your tax return (Form 1040, 1040A or 1040EZ) as it was originally filed, including any accompanying forms and schedules. It does not reflect any changes you, your representative or the IRS made after the return was filed. In many cases, a return transcript will meet the requirements of lending institutions such as those offering mortgages and for applying for student loans.

    A tax account transcript shows any later adjustments either you or the IRS made after the tax return was filed. This transcript shows basic data, including marital status, type of return filed, adjusted gross income and taxable income.





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  • black_logs
    05-23 08:19 AM
    This is what we are doing every day. Our team & QGA are in constant touch with the offices of several senators. We are definitely concentrating on the 2 senators you have named here. We are very hopeful that something will come up soon. But again until it really comes to the floor all we can do is keep the hope and spirits high!!!!
    - Why is it not possible for IV to convince brownback or cronyn to support in a amedment that backlog reduction section for legal immigrants could take effect immdiately. it looks like for legal immigrants except for sen.session no one opposes any provision.
    Thanks
    vikram



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  • swamy
    04-22 09:28 PM
    why ban- let bigots have their say too & demean themselves in full view (what kind of degenerate would use terms like 'anchor babies')





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  • Vet04
    12-08 12:39 AM
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  • cooler
    07-01 01:29 PM
    My friend joined new company from Project Manager he got a job on Associate Director. When GC was filed he was developer :-)

    You can do anything as long as you don't get caught. In this case. If he moved from a developer to a PM. That in itself is a significant change in job description.

    I have heard one of the lawyers say that a developer to a PM is a natural job progression. That does not make sense at all. You go from debugging your code to debugging MS-Project. The associate Director post involves something entirely different.

    IF the company is willing to go along and provide the letter with the same designation as in LC, then there is nothing to worry else you would have a sword hanging till the case is adjucated.





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  • vicks_don
    11-15 12:30 PM
    1. I hold an Indian passport

    2. My H-1B stamp expired and so is my I-94

    3. I have a valid I-797 till 2008.

    4. I have a Canadian PR and yet to land.

    I tried nvars.com and found none in Nov and Decemeber

    CORRECT ME IF I AM WRONG...IF I94 IS EXPIRED DOES IT NOT MEAN U R OUT OF STATUS. SHOULD YOU NOT RENEW I94 BASED ON I797 ?



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  • jsd123
    05-08 06:06 PM
    I always use SBI online. Very reliable, cost effective and best conversion rates !!





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  • smartboy75
    07-09 12:14 PM
    is'nt an Advanced parol document a re-entry permit ???



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  • abalu400
    07-19 08:34 PM
    Friends,

    In my case, in the past year or so, I had one year when I was partially on the bench and so my W2 does not show enough amount, definitely lower than the LCA petition. So, I am in this position. personally, I would like to file next year so that this bad year is at least a year out....and maybe I can get away with filing just one W2.....

    What are your thoughts?





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  • senthil1
    04-10 06:20 PM
    The numbers were not too much as the expectation was much more as last 2 years cap was reached and expected to file more persons. If H1b is filed based on real job requirements the cap must be enough.

    this happened because alot of students filed through multiple employers
    (read desi consultants) to better their chances

    i hope they do something about this artificial inflation and fraud bodyshoppers

    the masters quota would never have gone into lottery then



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  • sri1309
    12-16 06:27 AM
    I know it may be tough and there is a good chance for things to worsen for most here.
    I am not sure why we dont have IV Action Item on Writing to Obama and the campaign planned.
    Please act before it gets worse. If you are in job, just imagine what it would be if for some reasons you loose it. Will you act then?.
    IV Core, please do somehting fast..





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  • srarao
    07-21 11:03 PM
    Hello,
    When I first took my medical tests for I-485 with a doctor, the doctor put an additional document stating that: "I have a positive PPD that was read as 9mm of induration. A NORMAL chest x-ray was read. The patient is refered to their PCP or County Health Department for evaluation and possible treatment with INH for 9 months".

    Now I received the RFE from CIS asking for the following:

    "The form I-693 submitted is hereby returned because you TB test results were not documented appropriately. Additional documentation submitted from Civil Surgeon indicates that you were possibly being refered to the County Health Department for evaluation and have received teh follow up treatment.
    The I-693 form must be properly endorsed by Civil Surgeon to reflect the following:

    -> The date you first refered to the local health dept for evaluation
    -> Name and address of the health dept
    -> results of the X-ray and other TB test
    -> Based on which you are medically cleared for adjustment status
    "
    If anyone had similar experiences, please let me know how to proceed on this issue.

    PS: I got very late appointment with County Health department, so If I go to a private TB specialist and If I take the results to the original doctor and can he able to update my I-693 based on the TB specialist results?
    If I go on 9 month medication will CIS wait 9 months to further process my petition or hold my EAD status?
    If I go to a new doctor and If he gives me a new set of medical results, will CIS overlook previous doctor's comments?
    I dont have much time as I just had 20 days left to send back my results to CIS.

    Thanks for yor help.
    Ravi



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  • eager_immi
    01-31 01:44 PM
    aren't u contradicting urself?

    Revoking the previously approved I140 doesn't invalidate the H1 extension/transfer. But to get further extensions/transfers, you need A) labor pending for one year OR B) approved I140 from the new employer.





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  • scorpioduo
    10-14 03:42 PM
    Hi all,

    I have to go to India on 1st jan , 2009 for 2 weeks , for my brother's marriage on jan 14,2009, but my existing advance parole expires on jan 12 2009.

    I have filed for the renewal of advance parole but I want to know as to what other option do I have , if I dont get my renewal advance parole by jan 1st ?



    If my AP expires on jan 12th and I come back on jan 16th and tell the customs agents that i have applied for a renewal and just didnt get it before I left, is that acceptable?

    Thanks for your help in advance!





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  • milind70
    12-03 08:32 AM
    I had very very bad experience in Mumbai. I had lost my all documents except passport .Keep ur Documents all the time with you no matter what situation would be. Look for good safe hotel don’t go after chip hotel. One more thing keep all your valuables in secured place.

    At consulate experience was pleasant.

    This case u described is common and applicable to any city in world/India so please dont single out Mumbai. It is a fine city.





    piyu7444
    04-01 01:45 AM
    Hello Everyone -

    I am trying to understand importance of PD after one files 485. I filed my 485 in Jul 2007 and got FP in Sep 07. Then I got a notice for in person interview with USCIS officer. At the end of interview the USCIS officer indicated that the case is approved but will have to wait for Visa # to get the GC. The interview had happened in the month of Feb when visa for EB2 was Unavailable. My PD is Nov 06 and I am just trying to understand how this process will work.

    Will my GC be processed when the dates on visa bulletin will be show have nov 06 or it will just get processed as there is no reason to hold the adjudication? Background check or any other





    sparky_jones
    04-09 10:14 PM
    Dear All,

    We have applied for our 485 in August 07 with myself as Primary applicant and my wife as dependent. My wife later got her H1B in october but we haven't updated her status as H1b to USCIS in the 485 processing. Recently we moved to a new place and wanted to change the address online. I suppose I and my wife have to fill the Ar-11 form individually. When trying to fill for my wife, I got some questions.

    Please clarify:

    1. I am in the United States as a ___ (Should this blank be filled with H4 or H1B for my wife? If I say H1b will there be any problem as I added her to my GC process as a H4. Also, should her employer details be given in the form?
    2. Copy number from Alien card? Is this the I-94 number or passport number or alien number on the finger printing sheet?
    3. If not a permanent resident, my stay in US expires on ____ (Should this be the same date as her H1B end date?)

    I really appreciate any help on these questions at the earliest. It will be 10th day tomm. after moving into new place and I just noticed that the form ar-11 says that USCIS must be notified of address change within 10 days of moving.

    Please help me clarify these questions.

    Thank you,
    Ramg
    1. State her true current status. If she's switched to H1B, state "Temporary Worker".
    2. Alien Number from FP sheet. It should also be on the I-485 receipt, EAD card and AP.
    3. It should be the date of expiry of your current I-94.



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